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Welcome To The Deathzones
There’s an awful lot of dying going on in the Deathzones, but that’s not all it has to offer! There’s a robust economy in place to support all that dying, and the funereal vertical alone has a market...
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Death Wish
I don’t know about you, but when I go, I don’t want it to be in some self-cleaning booth. I want to spend my children’s inheritance on the way out. I want something spectacular. Hey look! It’s the...
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Uncle Sturgeon
Uncle Sturgeon died like he lived: under constant bombardment by an orbital laser platform. Nobody saw it coming. Looks like installment #3 of The Business Deer is coming this Friday! I am excited to...
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Catering By Taco Bell
Thanks for a hell of a phone, Steve. I poke at that thing like a million times a day. If you’re still alive somewhere out there, I hope you spend like four hours a day minimum eating tacos, and that...
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Franklin Death, Chipmunk Of Omens
Franklin Death knows things. Things you’d rather not know. He lives by himself and orders in quite a bit.
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Wheel Of Fortune
Last week’s poll was a tie for first place! So I’m bringing back both winners for another go-around. Today, Franklin Death demonstrates the downside of being able to see the future. Tomorrow, more...
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Celebituary
Every time a celebrity dies, a TMZ reporter gets their wings. Okay! Back to work, slackers.
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Stage Four
Two weeks ago, you voted for this comic. You voted for this instead of more Dungeon Divers. You voted to watch a man wither and die. Here’s this week’s poll! Note: There is a poll embedded within this...
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The Guardians Of The Gun
Here’s number three and the last in the series. They were all about guns. Could you tell? That was the theme. See you Friday! It is later this week.
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Final Flatus
Sorry for the delay on this one, trees take forever to draw. Okay, fanservice over. Time for a nap.
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Con Men
SDCC continues today! I’m going to be there, hawking my wares at the Dumbrella booth, located in the heart of the webcomics pavillion at Table 1337. Won’t you stop by and say hello? I’m going to have...
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Ding Dong
Is your country’s government falling apart? Is the infrastructure of your civilization in shambles? Why not take a break from your worries with our new SFAM and Goats ebooks! Each one of these books...
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A Good Day To Die
Klingons! Klingons are the fun, fake alien race it’s okay to be racist against. They’re like a teething ring for the racist toddler in all of us. They’re not based on any actual cultures, are they?...
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Money Vs People
We’re back at the Huzzik Empire’s Supreme Court for another wacky ruling! Next thing you know they’ll be declaring donuts to be sentient and monkeys to be hot dogs. They may be right about hot dogs....
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Inflection Point
Big thanks to Rich for his sage advice. It’s Friday! Take some time for yourself. Fifteen minutes and a corn muffin.
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Deathwish
Hey everyone! Just a quick note to let you know that I’ll be appearing as a guest at Intervention 5 this weekend in Rockville, MD. It runs Friday through Sunday. Come say hi! I’m going to be on a...
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EbolAIDS
It’s Friday! We made it. Death may be near, but so is the weekend. See you on Monday, maybe!
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Senior Moment
Death: it totally sucks. Someday, perhaps, there will be a cure. Hey! I revamped the rewards for Patreon patrons this week. The rewards are full of all sorts of recurring goodies, including a...
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Justice Cilia
Rest in peace, Justice Scantron Cilia. You made the multiverse a better place just by leaving it.
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Dungeon Divers Assess The Carnage
The Dungeon Divers are back! Here is a comic about them. Make sure you read the words and look at the pictures.
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